100+ Letterkenny Quotes 2021 Amazing Punch Lines

Letterkenny quotes are derived from the famous Canadian comedy series “LETTERKENNY”. This series is famous for the amusing behavior of its two main characters Wayne and Kate. They run a small cattle farm in Canada. If you are searching for Letterkenny quotes then definitely you are one of its viewers and if you haven’t watched this series then these quotes will inspire you to watch this comedy series. 

Letterkenny Quotes

This series reflects the daily routines and the problems of the small rural communities. Letterkenny quotes are the sayings and dialogues of the series that will make you laugh. It shows you the bond between siblings, rural lifestyle, and culture.

Letterkenny Quotes

  • You wanna come to a super soft birthday party? – Letterkenny Quotes

 

  • Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen, Shoresy? 

3 things: I hit you, you hit the pavement and I jerk off on your driver’s side door handle.   – Letterkenny Quotes

 

  • Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!- Letterkenny Quotes

 

  • Daryl: You guys do CrossFit?

Wayne: You can cross fuck off.   – Letterkenny Quotes

 

  • Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s teets a good scrubbin’. – Letterkenny Quotes
  • Do you know what, I don’t want you to kiss and tell, that’s impolite…. but I am kind of curious. – Letterkenny Quotes
  • Four-leaf clover, make a wish. I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward buddy. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Letterkenny Hockey Quotes

 

Letterkenny Hockey Quotes

  • Well there is nothing better than a good fart – Letterkenny Quotes

  •  Jonesy: Fuck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible fuckin ref!             – Letterkenny Quotes

  • Jonesy: Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses. – Letterkenny Quotes

  • Shoresy: Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you! – Letterkenny Quotes
  • You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

 Wayne Letterkenny Quotes

 

 Wayne Letterkenny Quotes

  • Here’s a poem. Starlight, star bright, why the f**k you got earrings on? Bet your lobes ain’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.           — Wayne
  • Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there. — Wayne 
  • You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there, and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends. — Wayne 
  • You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one-man couch hockey in the dark. — Wayne 
  • And I suggest you let that one marinate. — Wayne

 

  • Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats qu**f about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers. — Wayne 
  • If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me. — Wayne 
  • It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ t**ts, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fightin’ dudes with treasure trails. — Wayne 
  • It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go f**k yourself? — Wayne 
  • Closest you’re gettin’ to any action this weekend is givin’ the dairy cow’s t**ts a good scrubbin’. — Wayne 

Shoresy Letterkenny Quotes

Shoresy Letterkenny Quotes

    1. F**k you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you! 
    2. Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. F**k, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a sh*t about your kids. 
    3. Oh, I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the f**king windshield. 
    4. F**k lemony snicket, what a serious of unfortunate events you f**kin been through you ugly f**k. Boulevard of broken dreams! 
    5. You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine? I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s t**t. 
    6.  “Jonesy: Fuck you, Shoresy, you’re a terrible fuckin ref! “Shoresy: Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity         tax break just by hanging around you!”
    7. Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes all day, I don’t give a shit about your kids.
  • You Were A Sniper In That Game Today And… Do You See That Sniper At 3 O’clock? 

Letterkenny Hockey Players Quotes

Letterkenny Hockey Players Quotes

  • His Girlfriend Was Going Out Of Town So She Tooted The Horn One More Time Before She Left. – Letterkenny Quotes
  • Does a duck with a boner drag weeds? – Letterkenny Quotes
  • Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield. – Letterkenny Quotes
  • Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.- Letterkenny Quotes
  • Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.- Letterkenny Quotes
  • Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.- Letterkenny Quotes
  • If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.                          – Letterkenny Quotes

Gail Letterkenny Quotes

  • Make Sure You Use That There Sunscreen ‘Cause It’s A Great Day For Hay. – Letterkenny Quotes 
  • Yes Dear, Pick Up Milk On The Way Home. That’s A Texas-Sized 10-4. – Letterkenny Quotes
  • Your Sister’s Lasagna Gave Everyone The Scoots For Weeks Up In Here. – Letterkenny Quotes
  • I need to give you one more chance to retract, no questions asked. Before this conversation becomes a confrontation. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

  • You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.  – Letterkenny Quotes

 

You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one man couch hockey in the dark. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

Fuck Lemony Snicket, what a serious of unfortunate events you fuckin been through you ugly fuck.

Boulevard of Broken Dreams!

– Letterkenny Quotes

 

You wish there was a Pied Piper for possums, but there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22. Buckle up ‘cause they’re fuckin’ ugly…of course, that’s not to say I have it all my damn self. – Letterkenny Quotes

 

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