50+ StepBrothers Quotes 2020

StepBrothers Quotes – StepBrother is like a storm in life. Sometimes this comes in life and destroys everything. It comes into life so suddenly that it never gave a chance to handle the surroundings of our life. Ok, let just think you sit in your drawing room and think that you are so lucky that you have everything in your life and you are so thankful for that. Suddenly a boy comes to you and says he is your stepbrother. You get so depressed that you have a stepbrother and you don’t know about that. This is so unfair to you.

StepBrothers Quotes

Actually, you get natural feelings for your blood relations. But the stepbrother is like some else who has a blood relation with you or has not a blood relation with you. You can’t understand the relation between you and your stepbrother. Your feelings change when you think about him.

StepBrothers Quotes

  • “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.”
  • “My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!”
  • “I’m fucking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.”
  • “Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs.” 
  • “That’s so funny the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”
  • “Dane Cook, pay–per–view, 20 minutes, let’s go!” 
  • “Why are you so sweaty?” — Dale “I was watching Cops.” — Brennan
  • “You know what gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.”
  • “I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.”
  • “You don’t even look good when you’re singing.”
  •  “One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” 
  • “That’s so funny, the last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.”
  • “Why are you so sweaty?” “I was watching Cops.”
  • “Listen, gang, don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story…and possibly the evening.”
  • “I’m Brennan.” “I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon.” “You have to call me Nighthawk.”
  • “Boats ‘n’ hoes, boats ‘n’ hoes / I gotta have me my boats and hoes.”

Stepbrothers Quote planet

Stepbrother is like the new creature of god for me. My family can’t accept him and never deny him. I don’t know what they want. Sometimes I also become double-minded about him. Sometimes I think I like him and sometimes I thought I never know him. He looks so strange.

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  • This house is a fucking prison!
  • You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
  • You and your mum are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
  • Listen gang; don’t be mad at Dale for ruining the story… and possibly the evening.
  • Get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass.
  • This wedding is horse shit!
  • Brennan has a man-gina!
  • Do you know what really gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.
  • Dad what are you doing!? It’s Shark Week.
  • Stay golden, Ponyboy.
  • I feel like a lightning bolt hit the tip of my penis!
  • There’s so much room for activities!
  • Did we just become best friends?

Stepbrothers quote drum set

My stepbrother is so annoying but he is very sweet. He gave me the drum set on my birthday. I want that for many years but I cannot get that. But on the day of my birthday, he surprises me with this drum set. I can’t forget about my last birthday party which he spoils but this very special. Read More Soulmate Quotes 

Stepbrothers quote drum set

Dale:

(To Brennan, believing he touched his drum set) Hey, man. Did you touch my drum set?

 

Brennan:

Nope.

 

Dale:

It’s just weird ’cause…it seems like someone definitely touched my drum set.

 

Brennan:

Yeah, that is weird, ’cause I didn’t touch em’.

 

Dale:

(Throws Brennan’s feet off the couch) Hey! (Angrily) Did you touch my drum set?!

 

Brennan:

Hey, knock it off!

 

Dale:

I know you touched my drum STICK. ‘Cause the left one has a chip in it!

 

Brennan:

Are you f***ing crazy, man? You sound insane. Do you realize that? You should be medicated.

 

Dale:

F*** you, Brennan! I know you touched my drum set, and I wanna hear that dirty little mouth admit it!

 

Brennan:

You get out of my face, or I’m gonna roundhouse your ass!

 

Dale:

You swear on your mom’s life you didn’t touch it then?!

 

Brennan:

I don’t have to swear to shit!

 

Dale:

That’s ’cause you f***ing touched my drum set, ’cause I KNOW, Cops doesn’t start till 4:00!

 

Brennan:

(Begins to leave the living room)

 

Dale:

Where are you going?

 

Brennan:

I’m going upstairs. Cause I’m gonna put my nutsack on your drum set! Okay!? (He walks upstairs)

 

Dale:

Don’t you do that! I am WARNING you right now! If you touch my drums, I will stab you, IN THE NECK, WITH A KNIFE!

Stepbrothers quote best friends

Stepbrothers quote best friends

Sometimes my stepbrother behaves like so arrogant but he is my best friend with whom I can fight but after some time we are behaving as nothing happens. We share our personal experience which we don’t share with another. We are actually best friends but no one knows that. 

  • …maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.
  • Did we just become best friends?
  • You jagaloons! You’re failures! Failures!
  • You and your mom are hillbillies! This is a house of learned doctors.
  • When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur.
  • I’m Dale, but you have to call me Dragon
  • …maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.
  • That’s so funny the first time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
  • One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.
  • My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do!
  • Can we turn our beds into bunk beds so that there is more room for activities?
  • My life was perfect before you came here. And my dad had the perfect setup, and you wrecked it!

Stepbrothers quotes activities

Stepbrother is not an easy person. Sometimes he did what you did means copy you which is irritating.sometimes force to share your bed with him. You know that he just tries to irritate you but you still get irritated. You don’t want to be with him anymore. But he continues to irritate you. Get More Quotes Here

Stepbrothers quote best friends

My mom is being eaten by a dog and there’s nothing I can do! – Will Ferrell as Brennan

 

I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines. – Will Ferrell as Brennan

 

John C. Reilly as Dale Doback: Haha, that’s so funny the last time I heard that I laugh so hard I fell off my dinosaur!

 

This is going to sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn. – John C. Reilly as Dale Doback

 

Today I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon. You yelled ‘rape’ at the top of your lungs. – Nancy

 

Robert better not get in my face, ’cause I’ll drop that mother f*cker. – Will Ferrell as Brennan

 

I’m going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you! – Will Ferrell as Brennan

 

You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I’m gonna punch you square in the face! – Brennan Huff

 

 I teabagged your drum set! Your drum set’s a whore! – Brennan

 

You don’t even look good when you’re singing.

 

Dale Doback: [Brennan is burying Dale in the garden] But I’m still alive!

Brennan Huff: You’re waking the neighbors! Shut up!

 

I’m f*cking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.

 

Brennan, that is the voice of an angel. I can’t even make eye contact with you right now. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.

 

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